My Teenage Fish Bowl

Yep. Pampered life. She’s the best bestie EVAR. Love ya, darnlittlegirl. 🍪

Yep. Pampered life. She’s the best bestie EVAR. Love ya, darnlittlegirl. 🍪

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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“Touch me without using your hands.”
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vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

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kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

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darkfliercynthia:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST SPONGEBOB EPISODE!!!!!!

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dallonjpeg:

OK THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE BEST ONE I’VE DONE 

ALSO THERE’S A PART WHERE PATRICK SAYS “SORRY I JUST”

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superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

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the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

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Well, gotta brag. Tonight was my last first game of marching band. And it went fairly well!! I had a blast in the stands as always, and of course had that sense of adrenaline when we were on the field at half-time. But what really made my night? When my Momma came up to me and showed me that in the football program, I had a full page devoted to me. Aside from the fact that they’re really expensive, she wanted to keep it a big secret and was so happy when she found out she got to show it to me first. And who designed it? None other than darnlittlegirl. She’s so artsy and was very willing to lie about it to me haha. I love you guys! Band is the best.

vinebox:

getting ready for the first day of school like

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thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

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